M๐Ÿ’‹

The Mathematics of Becoming Perfect

silent screams and ice cream.

M๐Ÿ’‹'s avatar
M๐Ÿ’‹
Jul 23, 2026
โˆ™ Paid

"Okay, you're up."

My heart sank. I knew this was coming. It always did.

I never understood this ritual. I only knew I never measured up.

Her first. Always her first. The antithesis of perfection.

Loud enough for everyone to hear, her weight. Her body fat percentage. A short monologue about how she'd reached perfection.

"Hello?! Socks off. You're up."

And so โ€ฆ

User's avatar

Continue reading this post for free, courtesy of M๐Ÿ’‹.

Or purchase a paid subscription.
ยฉ 2026 M๐Ÿ’‹ ยท Privacy โˆ™ Terms โˆ™ Collection notice
Start your SubstackGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture